What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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knock knock? come in

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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