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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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