An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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I once did something.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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raisin boogers

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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