- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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