What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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