You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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