- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

No thank you, I don't like violence

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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