knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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