- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

its funny cuz i laughed!

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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