- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

are you saying pam, or pan?

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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