- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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