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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

I had sex with my mother in law

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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