Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Civil Rights.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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