- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

a jew walks out of a furnace

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

bees knees

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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