- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

That's what SHE said!

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Jimmy Saville

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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