What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jason Connor.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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