When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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