Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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