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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Yes.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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