whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

You know what sucks? Yes.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

The person below me is weird.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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