- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

roses are black violets are black im blind

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Justin's hair

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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