- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Cool Brian

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why didn't he finish his

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

I LIKE TRAINS

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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