You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Kefka > Sephiroth

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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