What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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