Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Once upon a time, The end.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

captcha: all yer base

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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