What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Abortion

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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you

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Nah

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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