A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What black and has children A black man

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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