What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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