- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What's big and white?

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Canada AYY

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Do you play piano? No

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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