knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Fat people

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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PEANIS!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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