- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Chris is hairy

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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