- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Trump will make America great again.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Women outside of the kitchen.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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