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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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