- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You having friends.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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