- Anti Joke

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning