- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

it was all Tagart

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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