727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Justin Bieber.

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nothing

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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