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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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