- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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