I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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