What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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