- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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