Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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