what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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