- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Jeff

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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