- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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