- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

dyslexics of the world untie!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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