A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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You idiot.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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THE GAME

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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8===D

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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