- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why didn't he finish his

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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