- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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